How is it that my one friend that has repeatedly spoken about how they hate the concept of marriage is the first of my friends to get engaged? Also, why are people my age getting engaged? They’re only like a year older than me, that’s weird. I mean, I’m happy for them, it’s just really odd to me. I hope I get asked to be a groomsman. This friend has always been someone that I’ve thought could be my best man (if and when I ever reach that point in my life where getting married is something that feels right to me).
cecil b. demented.
Melanie Griffith in Cecil B. Demented by John Waters (2000)
Seriously, this is the reason William Moulton Marston created Wonder Woman.
When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.
Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.
And then she put it down, because she thought it would be unworthy of her to take advantage of its power.
Wonder Woman’s standards are higher than Mjolnir’s.
IF THE HAMMER THINKS SHES WORTHY WHY DONT THE MARKETING EXECS
marketing execs are dumber than hammers, apparently
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